This is a list of PHP hosts that are supposedly free
http://www.0php.com/free_PHP_hosting.php

and this is a list of ASP hosts
http://www.free-webhosts.com/free-as...1b0d2c48 d08a

I just found an absolute beauty called Breezeland
http://www.free-webhosts.com/reviews/BreezeLand.php
you have to pay either $20 for a domain name or you can link a domain you have already to them.
However servers are in Slovakia don't know if that's a problem speedwise or not but thought I might mention it.