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Old 09-Jun-2004, 14:04
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"


The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.


One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun.


When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead.
What do you think of that?"


The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."




The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Old 09-Jun-2004, 19:51
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haha funny, here another..
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A young man sees an old timer sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. So he makes his way over to the bench and asks the pensioner if he’s all right. "Are you okay?" he asks.
"No, it’s my birthday today and I’m 82," blubs the old man. "Eighty-two!"
"But you look great for your age," says the young man, "you should be happy."
"Well, it's like this," sobs the pensioner, "A fortnight ago I got married to a 25-year-old blonde bombshell."
"Oh I see," says the young man, thinking he's sussed out the problem. "You’re just a bit too old to fulfil them conjugal responsibilities, I suppose?"
"‘Not at all," explains the pensioner, "my wife's a raver and we're usually at it five times a day."
"Look mate, " says the youngster, "I’m 25 and even I don’t get that much sex. What on earth are you crying about??"
"Well I've been sitting here for the past 6 hours," wails the man, "and for the life of me, I just can't remember where I live!"
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Old 10-Jun-2004, 00:28
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I liked then both.
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I dont get it?

He can't remember where he lives?
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Old 10-Jun-2004, 16:19
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If you were 90 years old and had a blonde Bombshell waiting at home for you and you forgot where you lived wouldn't you be crying too.
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I would bang my head to the ground till I remembers...
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I'm not totally sure that would help you remember. But look at the bright side at least you may hit your head hard enough to forget why your crying in the first place.
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