10 Golf Tips for the Average Guy!

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

2. Form a loose grip.

3. Keep your head down.

4. Avoid a quick back swing.

5. Stay out of the water.

6. Try not to hit anyone.

7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of
you.

8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.

10. Don't take extra strokes.







Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

I read up to No.10, getting stressed because I didn't see a punchline and then it hit me.. good timing!

I didn't see a punchline and then it hit me
- Hehe. I didn't want to make it too high up there. But then again the people who actually read 1-10 and not the last line wonders what I am talking about...

Really funny! It's always best to go back and read it again (you get some extra laughs). Just might be a bit confusing if you don't tell people to read it all the way through. And I agree with the others: punch line might be missed.

~Pan